The Alabama man who rubbed his genitals on a drunken LSU football fan at the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger after the 2012 BCS Championship game was sentenced Thursday to spend two years in prison. _____ _____, 33, pleaded guilty last month to two obscenity counts and agreed to the deal, skirting a trial on his original charge of sexual battery, a possible 10-year sentence and registration as a sex offender. Full Article
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Wow, that guy dodged a major bullet. There are people on the registry for far less offensive behavior.
Kudos to the defense attorney here who was able to negotiate a relatively light sentence and the judge for allowing it. Hopefully he will be able to spend the time in jail constructively and get his life back in order.
As for the tea-bag-ee, how typical that he has filed a lawsuit against the burger joint.